why hockey is better than sex

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Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Tuesday, 06-Sep-2005 13:31:57

Why hockey is better than sex

1 It's legal to earn money playing hockey

2 Many people play hockey even after they're married

3 The puck's always hard

4 The protective equipment is reusable

5 It lasts at least an hour

6 A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not uncommon

7 You always know how big the stick is

8 You can clean your stick in public without anyone minding

9 You can change players on the fly

10 You don't have to be embarrassed if you don't get the puck up

11 Everyone is finished when the buzzer sounds

12 Your parents cheer when you score

13 Periods last only 20 minutes

14 You're sure to get it at least twice a week

15 You can tell your friends about it afterwards